stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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@2 days ago with 175905 notes

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

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@2 days ago with 19946 notes

the motto

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@3 days ago with 135575 notes

"1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic."

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noobtheloser:

"Never speak of this."

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@2 days ago with 47953 notes

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@3 days ago with 14563 notes

LUMPY SPACE PUG

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@3 days ago with 95488 notes

lovepox:

i curled my hair…………to practice for senior photos………🍓

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@3 days ago with 157 notes

itsmikeyybitch:

tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

Lmfaooo

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@5 days ago with 234970 notes